When I was much younger and happier, I thought of myself as John Doe.
Lately though I realized I was actually the fat-ass man.
Yesterday when I changed my clothes to go out and watch The Incredible Hulk, I cursed the washing machine for making my favorite pair of jeans to shrink.
A total idiot, I was losing self-control.
I was bingeing these past few days.
READ: bigger dreams = bigger appetite
Welcome to the American culture!
Lately though I realized I was actually the fat-ass man.
Yesterday when I changed my clothes to go out and watch The Incredible Hulk, I cursed the washing machine for making my favorite pair of jeans to shrink.
A total idiot, I was losing self-control.
I was bingeing these past few days.
READ: bigger dreams = bigger appetite
Welcome to the American culture!
"We're so lucky we're dying of excesses --- diabetes, obesity, heart attack..." (Mercy, Unbound by Kim Antieau)
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