Teenage Mutant Romeo & Juliet

MILES: You’re hurting me. Don’t you know how much it pains me knowing that I could not love you the way you’d want in return? I thought I loved you enough.

SHARK: You do. You did too much, in fact. I should have asked less.

MILES: Enough!

SHARK: No, don’t say that. I haven’t proven myself yet.

MILES: You’re mad.

SHARK: I know. You don’t have to tell me. Thanks, anyway.

MILES: Whatever. I won’t give you a chance, though.

SHARK: Because you have him? Do you really think I’m worried about him?

MILES: Aren’t you scared?

SHARK: I’ve been scared shit all this time hiding in lies.

MILES: What are you going to do?

SHARK: I’ll save you.

MILES: Save me? What are you talking about?

SHARK: From getting hurt. Before it’s too late.

MILES: I don’t understand…

SHARK: That passion is fatal to you. I won’t just stand here watching you break into pieces.

MILES: Is that supposed to be sweet?

SHARK: I care for you more than you would ever know.

MILES: Oh yeah? You mean the entire forest?

SHARK: Don’t be silly.

MILES: No, I’m not.

SHARK: Give me your order. I’ll kill him tonight.

MILES: No!

SHARK: I shall follow my own bidding then.

MILES: DON’T! PLEASE!

SHARK: I love you.

MILES: I love him.

SHARK: No, you loved him.

MILES: I love him and I will always love him!

SHARK: Then he should kill me.

MILES: What??

SHARK: There should be only one for you. You choose.

MILES: That’s impossible. I—

SHARK: Me or him?

MILES: I shall not choose. *snatches the katana* I’d rather be dead myself.

SHARK: MILES! Give me back that weapon.

MILES: No. If love’s the curse, I shall break it myself. *plunges the katana on her breast* Goodbye, my love.

SHARK: Oh…shit! *swallows a pill* I love you, too.