Masaya rin pala magbasa ng libro nang hindi agad natatapos. O marahil, masaya lang talaga basahin si Chuck.
Si Chuck Palahniuk ay isang henyo. Hindi lang siya mahusay maghabi ng kwento. Magaling din siya lumikha ng brutal na scenario at higit sa lahat, marami siyang alam sa Anatomy. Gusto ko ngang isipin na isa siyang biologist. O dating Biology major.
Paborito ko si Saint Gutless kasi pinakanakakatawa yung kwento niya. Nakakadiri kasi kaya nakakatawa. Nakakatawa kasi napagkamalan niyang isang ahas-tubig (nasa ilalim siya ng swimming pool) ang sarili niyang intestine na lumabas sa kanyang pwet nang mahigop ng suction pump at siya'y nagpumiglas. Die now or die later. Kinagat niya ang sarili niyang intestine para hindi malunod sa swimming pool. Nareduce to a mere six inches ang intestine niya consequence ng kanyang kalibugan. Pero dahil dito marami siyang alam tungkol sa problema sa digestive system. AT digestive system ang paborito kong organ system! Pinakaayaw ko ang nervous system...it's getting on my nerves.
I was laughing for nearly two minutes when I came to that page. I mean, really, I was laughing with all my might. It wasn’t the same laugh I had whenever I watch TV or when somebody’s throwing some pun or when I crack an uber corny joke. It was a laugh that felt so good.
So good that it became bothering.
In the story, they thought she was dead, so Chef Assassin scraped her rose-tattooed ass and fried it like bacon, so greasy (yum!). And while they were feasting, Comrade Snarky came descending from the stairs, smelled the meat, and had some helping. But she didn’t like the taste. In fact, she said it was “tough and bitter”. Her own ass. In this very awkward situation, somebody has to say something. Saint Gutless commented that it tasted “quite delicious”. Comrade Snarky, she didn’t realize she was eating her own ass until she felt a knife dug on her from behind and squatting down saw her footprints of blood. Her very own footprints. The blood dripping from her scraped ass.
Disturbingly funny.
Not that I laughed at every cannibalism part. I didn’t laugh when they stewed Miss America and the fetus in her womb. Nor when Director Denial ate Mrs. Clark’s left leg. Especially not when the Missing Link choked to death after swallowing the Matchmaker’s penis cleaved off by the Reverend Godless.
None so far has been as compelling as the novel Haunted.
Si Chuck Palahniuk ay isang henyo. Hindi lang siya mahusay maghabi ng kwento. Magaling din siya lumikha ng brutal na scenario at higit sa lahat, marami siyang alam sa Anatomy. Gusto ko ngang isipin na isa siyang biologist. O dating Biology major.
Paborito ko si Saint Gutless kasi pinakanakakatawa yung kwento niya. Nakakadiri kasi kaya nakakatawa. Nakakatawa kasi napagkamalan niyang isang ahas-tubig (nasa ilalim siya ng swimming pool) ang sarili niyang intestine na lumabas sa kanyang pwet nang mahigop ng suction pump at siya'y nagpumiglas. Die now or die later. Kinagat niya ang sarili niyang intestine para hindi malunod sa swimming pool. Nareduce to a mere six inches ang intestine niya consequence ng kanyang kalibugan. Pero dahil dito marami siyang alam tungkol sa problema sa digestive system. AT digestive system ang paborito kong organ system! Pinakaayaw ko ang nervous system...it's getting on my nerves.
Comrade Snarky: “I just fainted.”
Comrade Snarky: “I fainted…and you ate my ass?”
Comrade Snarky: “You fed me my own ass?”
I was laughing for nearly two minutes when I came to that page. I mean, really, I was laughing with all my might. It wasn’t the same laugh I had whenever I watch TV or when somebody’s throwing some pun or when I crack an uber corny joke. It was a laugh that felt so good.
So good that it became bothering.
In the story, they thought she was dead, so Chef Assassin scraped her rose-tattooed ass and fried it like bacon, so greasy (yum!). And while they were feasting, Comrade Snarky came descending from the stairs, smelled the meat, and had some helping. But she didn’t like the taste. In fact, she said it was “tough and bitter”. Her own ass. In this very awkward situation, somebody has to say something. Saint Gutless commented that it tasted “quite delicious”. Comrade Snarky, she didn’t realize she was eating her own ass until she felt a knife dug on her from behind and squatting down saw her footprints of blood. Her very own footprints. The blood dripping from her scraped ass.
Disturbingly funny.
Not that I laughed at every cannibalism part. I didn’t laugh when they stewed Miss America and the fetus in her womb. Nor when Director Denial ate Mrs. Clark’s left leg. Especially not when the Missing Link choked to death after swallowing the Matchmaker’s penis cleaved off by the Reverend Godless.
None so far has been as compelling as the novel Haunted.
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